The two-bounce rule
Why can't the server rush the net?
Lab rule: Serve bounces. Return bounces. Then volleys are allowed.
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Today's lesson
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The two-bounce rule
Your path
- The court in four numbers
- The kitchen rule
- Scoring: the three numbers
Learn
- V01Rules, Explained9
- V02Mistakes Lab3
- V07One-Rule Fixessoon
- V08Daily Dink Puzzlesoon
Drills
Follow-along drills for two players, or one player and a wall. Coming with the app.
Rules in plain words
- Two bouncesServe bounces. Return bounces. Then volleys are allowed.
- The kitchenStand in it. Never volley while touching it.
- LinesAny line is in. Serve: not the kitchen line.
Me
Your progress and saved lessons. Coming with the app.
The app
What it will do
The plan for the first version. Your wishes can change it.
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Learn
Every lesson in order, from the first rule up, so you always know what to watch next.
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Drills
Follow-along practice for two players, or one player and a wall.
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Rules
Every rule in plain words, each with a drawing from above.
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Me
What you have watched, what you saved, and what comes next.
What should it do first?
Pick the features you'd use and tell us the one thing it must do. We read every wish.
Add to the wish list- Lessons in order, from the first rule up
- Follow-along drills
- Quick rule answers on court
- A score keeper that knows who serves
- Find games and partners near me
- Track my progress
- and yours
Where are you starting?
- I'm new Three rules from your first game.
- I have a rules question Every rule, drawn from above.
- I keep losing points The habits that cost points, and the fix.
- I want the whole picture Ten-minute lessons, start to finish.
New to the game?
Start here
Three rules almost every new player meets in their first game. Each takes under a minute.
The kitchen rule: stand in it, just don't volley in it
Stand in it? Volley in it?
Lab rule: Stand in it. Never volley while touching it.
Doubles scoring: the three numbers
Why 3 numbers before every serve?
Lab rule: Call your score, their score, then your server number.
“Start with these three. They show up in almost every first game.” Ernie
Playlists
The series
Rules and mistakes are live. More series are planned, from drills to daily puzzles.
Rules, Explained
Every rule that trips people up, drawn from above and checked against the 2026 USA Pickleball rulebook.
Mistakes Lab
The habits that quietly cost points, and the one-line fix for each.
Pro Point, Rebuilt
Great rallies rebuilt from above, one decision at a time.
Court Characters
The players you meet at every court, told by Ernie.
The Lab notebook
Read
Longer reads from the lessons, and a short letter most weeks.
The kitchen rule: you can stand in it
The kitchen isn't off limits. What you can't do is volley while you're touching it, and the line counts as part of it.
The two-bounce rule, drawn from above
Why the serving team can't rush the net: the serve bounces, the return bounces, and only then may anyone volley.
No. 2 ·
SampleThe rule new players get wrong first
Most new players rush the net after serving and lose the point before the rally starts. The two-bounce rule is why. This week: the rule in one line, a drawing, and a drill to make it stick.
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